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Something hard to grasp

Similar to happiness, love, or the fourth glass of Belvedere with a Xanax rim.

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An allure that lingers

Unlike my estranged ex-wife, Brenda

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Scents of the void

Not just for the rich and unenthused - our scents are accessible to the middle-class and depressed as well!

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Ignorance

ginger - grapefruit - rain

Taking wide-eyed innocence where it shouldn't ever be taken.

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Ennui

amber - marine - rose

Did I leave the oven on? Eh, doesn't matter.

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Frantic Narcissism

leather - bay rum - clove

Gin is self-care. So is impulse-purchasing botox for the dog.

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